DRINKING STEVEWEISERS

Its been a real long time since I wrote one of these but I decided to bring it back for all you casual readers out there who seem to enjoy hearing my drinking adventures and beer reviews. This blog got its start by being a last minuet idea for a college assignment and surprisingly received a lot of positive feedback from random cool drinking people so I kept it running for awhile until I got lazy. Im really not an expert when it comes to beer but I love it and I can give you my honest opinion on whats good and whats shit. I guess i'm really just writing these to stay sane and to make sure my grammar doesn't get any shittier than it already is..... Now lets get to the review. 

Last night I went to a graduation party for one of my good friends and there were two coolers filled to the top with beer, one having Budweiser and the other having Coors light. I did what any real man would do in that situation and started digging into the Bud cooler because I can't mess with that light garbage. If you want me to do a review on Coors light,  I can sum it up right now. That beer is for kids who go away to college and come back being fatter and dumber than they were before they left. The only reason they have that "cold activation window" gimmick is because when you drink something so cold you don't taste how bad it really is. One thing you should know when shopping for beer is if you want something good stay away from the gimmicks because anything thats good will sell itself. I can go on and on about how much I hate Coors light and all those other light beers for hours but theres really no point and I need to keep these posts short.

When I think of Budweiser, I think of America. When I think of America, I think of Hulk Hogan. Budweiser is a lightly colored lager that looks like piss and taste like ass but it's the king of beers and I don't usually turn down free beer. Its one of those beers that I would never go out of my way to get but drinking them yesterday wasn't too bad and I actually kinda enjoyed it. The atmosphere was perfect for ice cold bud because it was a nice summer day, classic rock was on the radio, and things just felt right. I sat in the same chair for a couple of hours just slamming them down one after the other until I was feeling real rowdy and had to get up. The beer made me feel as if King Diamond was cranked up to 10 in my head and I just wanted to Stone Cold stunner people. It ended up being a pretty crazy night and I woke up the next day with no hang over which is really rare for me because I can drink 4 beers and feel like garbage the next day. I also had a bunch of scrapes and bruises on me and I found my shirt laying outside on the lawn. Overall  Budweiser isn't anything special and people are gonna either hate it or love it.